{"product_id":"judgmental-donkey-funny-side-eye-figurine-with-rustic-vintage-wood-finish","title":"Judgmental Donkey – Funny Side-Eye Figurine with Rustic Vintage Wood Finish","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  #side-eye-donkey {\n    width: 100%;\n    max-width: 820px;\n    margin: 20px auto;\n    padding: 14px;\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n    border-radius: 22px;\n    background:\n      radial-gradient(ellipse at top left, #e8cda0 0%, transparent 48%),\n      radial-gradient(ellipse at bottom right, #b89770 0%, transparent 50%),\n      linear-gradient(155deg, #f1e5d2, #d8c2a4);\n    color: #372c23;\n    font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n    text-align: center;\n    line-height: 1.65;\n    isolation: isolate;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey *,\n  #side-eye-donkey *::before,\n  #side-eye-donkey *::after {\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-panel {\n    margin: 0 0 16px;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    border: 1px solid #deccb2;\n    border-radius: 16px;\n    background: #fff8ec;\n    box-shadow: 0 8px 24px rgba(56, 39, 22, 0.1);\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-copy {\n    padding: 29px 26px 25px;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-eyebrow {\n    display: inline-block;\n    margin: 0 0 12px;\n    padding: 5px 13px;\n    border-radius: 999px;\n    background: #eadbc3;\n    color: #594329;\n    font-size: 11px;\n    font-weight: 700;\n    line-height: 1.5;\n    letter-spacing: 1.5px;\n    text-transform: uppercase;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey h2,\n  #side-eye-donkey h3 {\n    margin: 0 0 12px;\n    padding: 0;\n    color: #372c23;\n    font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n    font-weight: 700;\n    line-height: 1.2;\n    letter-spacing: -0.4px;\n    text-transform: none;\n    overflow-wrap: anywhere;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey h2 {\n    font-size: clamp(30px, 5vw, 43px);\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey h3 {\n    font-size: clamp(24px, 4vw, 31px);\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey p {\n    max-width: 610px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 0;\n    color: #624f3e;\n    font-size: 16px;\n    line-height: 1.7;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey strong {\n    color: #372c23;\n    font-weight: 700;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-image {\n    display: block;\n    width: 100%;\n    max-width: 100%;\n    height: auto;\n    margin: 0;\n    padding: 0;\n    border: 0;\n    border-radius: 0;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-dark {\n    border-color: #594638;\n    background:\n      radial-gradient(ellipse at top right, #705338 0%, transparent 65%),\n      linear-gradient(145deg, #403329, #2c2722);\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-dark h3 {\n    color: #fff3df;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-dark p {\n    color: #edddc9;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-dark strong {\n    color: #ffdfa6;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-olive {\n    border-color: #55553d;\n    background:\n      radial-gradient(ellipse at top left, #626248 0%, transparent 70%),\n      #393e30;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-olive h3 {\n    color: #fff5e3;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-olive p {\n    color: #e8e5d5;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-olive strong {\n    color: #ffe0aa;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-footer {\n    padding: 5px 12px 10px;\n  }\n\n  #side-eye-donkey .sd-footer p {\n    color: #3f3023;\n    font-size: 15px;\n    font-weight: 700;\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 600px) {\n    #side-eye-donkey {\n      margin: 15px auto;\n      padding: 9px;\n      border-radius: 17px;\n    }\n\n    #side-eye-donkey .sd-panel {\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n      border-radius: 12px;\n    }\n\n    #side-eye-donkey .sd-copy {\n      padding: 24px 17px 21px;\n    }\n\n    #side-eye-donkey p {\n      font-size: 15px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv id=\"side-eye-donkey\"\u003e\n\n  \u003csection class=\"sd-panel\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-copy\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sd-eyebrow\"\u003eRustic charm. Zero filter.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003e🐴 He Has Opinions.\u003cbr\u003eAbout Everything.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        That tilted head. Those unimpressed eyes.\n        This little donkey says what you’re thinking without saying a word.\n        Give your home \u003cstrong\u003ea little farmhouse charm and a whole lot of attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sd-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/9599\/0573\/files\/1791271964804.png?v=1791272001\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Judgmental donkey figurine with a tilted head, expressive eyes, and distressed wood-look finish\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003csection class=\"sd-panel\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-copy\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sd-eyebrow\"\u003eA face you won’t forget\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e👀 The Side-Eye Says It All.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Oversized ears, a crooked little smile, and that unmistakable\n        \u003cstrong\u003e“really?” expression.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        He brings a playful touch to an ordinary corner\n        and gives guests something to smile about.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sd-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/9599\/0573\/files\/17912719671706.png?v=1791272002\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Expressive donkey figurine displayed on a rustic wooden tabletop\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003csection class=\"sd-panel sd-dark\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-copy\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e🤎 An Old-Soul Look.\u003cbr\u003eA Cheeky Little Personality.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        A distressed wood-look finish pairs deep brown tones with worn cream accents.\n        The textured appearance adds \u003cstrong\u003evintage character\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        beside favorite books, natural wood, and cozy farmhouse finds.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sd-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/9599\/0573\/files\/17912719696677.png?v=1791272002\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Rustic donkey figurine styled beside vintage books on a wooden shelf\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003csection class=\"sd-panel\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-copy\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"sd-eyebrow\"\u003eMake your space feel like you\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e🏡 Every Home Needs\u003cbr\u003ea Little Character.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Style him on an entryway table, a bookshelf, or your desk.\n        His earthy palette works beautifully with warm, relaxed interiors,\n        while his expression keeps things \u003cstrong\u003eanything but ordinary.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sd-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/9599\/0573\/files\/17912719711597.png?v=1791272002\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Donkey ornament on a farmhouse console table beside a vase and framed mirror\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003csection class=\"sd-panel sd-olive\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-copy\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e🎁 For Someone Who Gives\u003cbr\u003eThat Exact Same Look.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Your sarcastic best friend. Your donkey-loving mom.\n        The coworker whose face says everything.\n        A playful gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or just because\n        \u003cstrong\u003e“I saw this and thought of you.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sd-image\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/9599\/0573\/files\/17912719747274.png?v=1791272002\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Angled view of the donkey figurine showing its rounded silhouette and rustic surface details\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-footer\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e🐴 Bring him home. Let the silent judging begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"YWWW","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67650427191584,"sku":"SZ054026100610622-批判驴","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/9599\/0573\/files\/1791271964804.png?v=1791272001","url":"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/products\/judgmental-donkey-funny-side-eye-figurine-with-rustic-vintage-wood-finish","provider":"woverssy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}