{"product_id":"24-days-of-ugly-medieval-cats","title":"🐈🏰 24 Days of Ugly Medieval Cats – Hilariously Weird Cat Advent Calendar 2026","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* =========================================================\n   24 DAYS OF UGLY MEDIEVAL CATS\n   Medieval Parchment × Burgundy × Forest Green × Antique Gold\n   Shopify Safe \/ Text Above Image \/ Mobile First\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.umc26{\n  --parchment:#f8f0df;\n  --parchment2:#efe1c6;\n  --paper:#fffaf1;\n  --burgundy:#7d1825;\n  --burgundy2:#521018;\n  --green:#183f35;\n  --green2:#102c26;\n  --gold:#b58a3d;\n  --gold2:#dfc27d;\n  --ink:#332a24;\n  --muted:#74685d;\n  --line:#ddccb0;\n\n  width:100%;\n  max-width:960px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:0 8px 100px;\n\n  box-sizing:border-box;\n  background:#fff;\n  color:var(--ink);\n\n  font-family:\n    -apple-system,\n    BlinkMacSystemFont,\n    \"Segoe UI\",\n    Roboto,\n    Helvetica,\n    Arial,\n    sans-serif;\n\n  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SURPRISES\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eChristmas Is About to Get \u003cspan\u003eDelightfully Weird.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-hero-sub\"\u003eMeet a wonderfully strange collection of 24 medieval-inspired cat characters — odd faces, ridiculous costumes, mysterious expressions and absolutely no normal cats. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOpen one drawer each day and slowly build the strangest little Christmas court you’ve ever seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-price\"\u003e$32.99 \u003cdel\u003e $64.99 \u003c\/del\u003e \u003csmall\u003e 24 collectible cat figurines · 24-day countdown box \u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"umc-btn\"\u003e 🐈 BEGIN YOUR STRANGE COUNTDOWN \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/5_594ecda1-8b80-48a6-9a37-caed27d5817b.jpg?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/5_594ecda1-8b80-48a6-9a37-caed27d5817b.jpg?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=600 600w,\n          https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/5_594ecda1-8b80-48a6-9a37-caed27d5817b.jpg?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=900 900w,\n          https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/5_594ecda1-8b80-48a6-9a37-caed27d5817b.jpg?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width:749px) 100vw,860px\" alt=\"24 Days of Ugly Medieval Cats Advent Calendar with 24 collectible cat figurines\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       QUICK FACTS\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-facts\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-fact\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🐈\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e 24 DIFFERENT CATS \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003csmall\u003e No ordinary little lineup \u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-fact\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🏰\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e MEDIEVAL MISCHIEF \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003csmall\u003e Strange faces \u0026amp; costumes \u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-fact\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e 24 DAILY REVEALS \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003csmall\u003e One drawer at a time \u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-fact\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e📚\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e DISPLAY AFTERWARD \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003csmall\u003e The collection stays \u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       02 EMOTIONAL \/ HUMOR HOOK\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-story\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome Advent calendars give you chocolate. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one gives you \u003cstrong\u003e a suspicious monk, a moon-faced cat, a tiny medieval jester and twenty-one more questionable creatures. \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDecember was never meant to be this normal anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       03 VERY STRANGE COUNTDOWN\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e A VERY STRANGE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003e24 Cats. 24 Personalities. Absolutely No Dignity.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eEvery drawer hides a different medieval-inspired character. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome look noble. Some look confused. Some look like they’ve been awake since the 14th century. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat’s exactly the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-tags\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-tag\"\u003e 👑 Royal Cat \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"umc-tag\"\u003e 🧙 Moon-Faced Oddity \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"umc-tag\"\u003e 📖 Tiny Monk \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"umc-tag\"\u003e 🎭 Medieval Jester \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"umc-tag\"\u003e ☀️ Sun-Faced Cat \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"umc-tag\"\u003e 🐌 Questionable Creature \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-8be79cd5-c196-4a74-9a9c-32e54c1ea95a.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Close-up of unusual medieval cat figurines\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       04 DETAILS\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel dark\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e LOOK CLOSER · IT GETS WEIRDER \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003eThe Faces Are Half the Fun.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eHuman-like expressions. Strange storybook costumes. Odd proportions. Tiny sculpted details. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese aren’t twenty-four copies of the same cat wearing different hats. Each one has its own silhouette, expression and personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e😾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e ODD EXPRESSIONS \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome judgmental. Some confused.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎭\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e STORYBOOK COSTUMES \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRuff collars, robes and strange medieval looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e SCULPTED DETAILS \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to feel like tiny collectible characters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🐈\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e NO REPEATS \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA different character to meet every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-f17a17fa-5efd-4a1c-96fd-13d56fb465b8.png?v=1789722766\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Detailed medieval cat figurines\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       05 BOX STRUCTURE\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e THE BOX IS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003e24 Numbered Drawers. One Odd Cat Behind Each.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eThe illustrated outer box opens to reveal a 6-column × 4-row countdown layout. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach numbered drawer keeps the next strange little character hidden until its day arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-646d54bc-e680-4938-8e76-6bd6b27cdff8.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Ugly Medieval Cats 24 numbered drawer advent calendar\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       06 HOW IT WORKS\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e OPEN · DISCOVER · DISPLAY \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003eOne New Weird Cat Every Day.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eNo complicated rules. No assembly. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust find the next drawer, meet whoever has been hiding inside, and add them to your growing medieval cat court.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-steps\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-step-number\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e FIND THE DRAWER \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the numbers from 1 through 24.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-step-number\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e MEET THE CAT \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover that day’s bizarre little character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-step-number\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e BUILD THE COLLECTION \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd another strange face to your display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-e4fdf2f6-f016-4819-bdc4-2e2fee5e0a9e.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Opening a numbered drawer in Medieval Cats Advent Calendar\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       07 COLLECTION GROWS\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel dark\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e THE COUNTDOWN GETS BETTER AS IT GROWS \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003eDay 1 Is One Cat. Day 24 Is an Entire Strange Little Kingdom.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eEvery reveal adds another face, another costume and another personality. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBy Christmas Eve, what started as a countdown has become a complete collection of twenty-four gloriously odd characters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-d478f150-83ea-450a-b5dc-7ec87c6da614.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Growing collection of medieval cat figurines\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       08 AFTER CHRISTMAS\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e THE COUNTDOWN ENDS · THE CATS STAY \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003eToo Weird to Put Away.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eWhen December is over, the collection doesn’t disappear. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePut your favorites beside books, on a desk, on a shelf or together as one gloriously strange display. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBring them back next Christmas — or leave the weird little court out all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-65af2e83-e1b7-4999-b7b1-38694b2a3355.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Medieval cat figurines displayed on a bookshelf\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       09 CHOCOLATE VS CATS\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e NOT YOUR USUAL ADVENT CALENDAR \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003eChocolate Is Gone in a Minute. These Weirdos Stay.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-compare\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-compare-card normal\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🍫 Ordinary Countdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne small edible treat each day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy it, then it’s gone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMostly about the countdown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-compare-card weird\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🐈 Ugly Medieval Cats\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne 3D character every day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 different expressions \u0026amp; costumes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep displaying them afterward\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-772cbef6-c439-45be-8b3f-fb474486699a.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Why you will love the Ugly Medieval Cats Advent Calendar\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       10 GIFT\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-gift\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e FINALLY · A GIFT FOR THE FRIEND WHO SENDS YOU WEIRD CAT MEMES \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003eStrange Enough to Be Memorable.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eFor the person who already owns the cat mug, the cat blanket and probably too many cat ornaments. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive them something they probably haven’t seen before: twenty-four medieval cats with absolutely questionable personalities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-gift-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🐈\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e CAT LOVERS \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🏰\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e MEDIEVAL ART FANS \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🌀\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e WEIRD ART PEOPLE \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e HARD-TO-BUY-FOR FRIENDS \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-1d017b31-1237-430a-8355-10399b41aa7e.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Ugly Medieval Cats Advent Calendar Christmas gift\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"umc-btn gold\"\u003e 🎁 GIVE THEM SOMETHING WEIRD — $32.99 \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       11 SHARED EXPERIENCE\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e THE DAILY QUESTION \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003e“Okay… Which One Is the Weirdest So Far?”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eOpen the next drawer over coffee. Compare expressions. Pick favorites. Argue over which one looks the most cursed. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt turns a simple December countdown into a tiny daily ritual people actually talk about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-556d2695-5259-4fa3-88e3-1538464bbf97.png?v=1789722767\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Couple enjoying the Ugly Medieval Cats Advent Calendar\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       12 WHAT YOU GET \/ SIZE\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-panel dark\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e WHAT YOU RECEIVE \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003e24 Cats. One Illustrated Countdown Box.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"umc-copy\"\u003eEverything is designed around the daily reveal — from the medieval-inspired outer artwork to the twenty-four numbered compartments and miniature characters inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-specs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e COLLECTION \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e 24 medieval-inspired 3D cat figurines \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e COUNTDOWN BOX \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e 24 numbered drawers · 6 × 4 layout \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e BOX SIZE \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e Approx. 7.09 × 10.24 × 1.18 in \u003cbr\u003e18 × 26 × 3 cm \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e EACH COMPARTMENT \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e Approx. 1.38 × 1.38 in \u003cbr\u003e3.5 × 3.5 cm \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e FIGURINE SIZE \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e Approx. 1.18 × 1.18 in \u003cbr\u003e3 × 3 cm \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-spec\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e FORMAT \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e Three-dimensional collectible figures \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/exec-943b61ee-863c-4c94-a52b-39b3d84d6c7b.png?v=1789722766\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Ugly Medieval Cats Advent Calendar box and figurines\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       13 FAQ\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"umc-kicker\"\u003e BEFORE YOU SUMMON THE CATS \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"umc-title\"\u003eQuick Questions.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat do I receive?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis version includes 24 medieval-inspired three-dimensional cat figurines and one illustrated countdown box with 24 numbered drawers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eAre all 24 cats different?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The collection is designed around different characters, expressions, poses and medieval-inspired costumes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow does the countdown work?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart with drawer 1, open one numbered compartment each day, and continue through drawer 24. Each reveal adds another cat to your growing collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eDo I have to start on December 1?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStarting December 1 gives you one reveal each day through Christmas Eve, but you can also use it as your own 24-day countdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow large are the figurines?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach miniature cat is approximately 1.18 × 1.18 inches (around 3 × 3 cm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eCan I display the cats after Christmas?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Arrange them on a desk, shelf, bookcase or keep the entire group together with the illustrated box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWho is this best for?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is especially suited to cat lovers, medieval-art fans, collectors of unusual decorative pieces and anyone whose sense of humor runs a little strange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n       14 FINAL CTA\n  ====================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"umc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-final\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBring Home \u003cspan\u003eThe Odd Little Bunch.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne drawer. One strange face. One more medieval cat joining the court. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTwenty-four days later, you’ll have a collection too weird to forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"umc-btn gold\"\u003e 🐈 START THE 24-DAY COUNTDOWN — $32.99 \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- =========================================================\n     MOBILE STICKY CTA\n========================================================= --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-sticky\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"umc-sticky-copy\"\u003eUGLY MEDIEVAL CATS \u003cstrong\u003e $32.99 \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"umc-btn gold\"\u003e GET YOURS → \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YWWW","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67542657925165,"sku":"SZ05402609184376-中世纪","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/9599\/0573\/files\/5_594ecda1-8b80-48a6-9a37-caed27d5817b.jpg?v=1789722767","url":"https:\/\/woverssy.com\/products\/24-days-of-ugly-medieval-cats","provider":"woverssy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}